#13- Dont Get Mad At Me
Alright, here is the situation...
He has this massive collection of amazing books whenever pople come to the house and see this collection, they get interested and want to borrow the book... Okay, so what he'll do is create a list of books that are out of "the library," books on loan if you will. Nevermind that I'm the love of his life, he'll do the same thing to me. If I want to read a particular book, he'll write my name down on the list. After the book is back on the shelf, he'll grab this little sheet of paper and scratch my name off. Good grief is what I'm saying.
Just the Other Night (May 21):
((Ring)) ((Ring))
me- hello?
him- hey babe, do you have my Birth of a Nation book?
me- no.
him- I promise you do.
me- no, I dont.
him- yes you do. you need to look around and find it and if its in your car your ass in grass.
me- (laughing) dont get mad at me because you dont know what you did with the book.
him- im not home yet, dont get it twisted, if its not there, Im disappearing for a week i got something for your jive ass. you wont be laughing when i get to the house. if the book isnt there, it wont be pretty, im not playing
me- (laughing my ass off) this is too funny
So he declares that I am offically banned from his book collection and hangs up on me. When he gets home, he finds the book.
me- so baby, where was the book?
him- i'm not telling you. and dont expect an apology cause its not happening.
me- come on babe, tell me where you found the book.
him- no thanks
me- why not?
him- because i said so.
Ha Ha Ha, the laugh was definitely on him this time around.
(animal cracker stories)
He has this massive collection of amazing books whenever pople come to the house and see this collection, they get interested and want to borrow the book... Okay, so what he'll do is create a list of books that are out of "the library," books on loan if you will. Nevermind that I'm the love of his life, he'll do the same thing to me. If I want to read a particular book, he'll write my name down on the list. After the book is back on the shelf, he'll grab this little sheet of paper and scratch my name off. Good grief is what I'm saying.
Just the Other Night (May 21):
((Ring)) ((Ring))
me- hello?
him- hey babe, do you have my Birth of a Nation book?
me- no.
him- I promise you do.
me- no, I dont.
him- yes you do. you need to look around and find it and if its in your car your ass in grass.
me- (laughing) dont get mad at me because you dont know what you did with the book.
him- im not home yet, dont get it twisted, if its not there, Im disappearing for a week i got something for your jive ass. you wont be laughing when i get to the house. if the book isnt there, it wont be pretty, im not playing
me- (laughing my ass off) this is too funny
So he declares that I am offically banned from his book collection and hangs up on me. When he gets home, he finds the book.
me- so baby, where was the book?
him- i'm not telling you. and dont expect an apology cause its not happening.
me- come on babe, tell me where you found the book.
him- no thanks
me- why not?
him- because i said so.
Ha Ha Ha, the laugh was definitely on him this time around.
(animal cracker stories)
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